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Campaign Finance—The Government We Deserve, and Why It Won’t Reform

October 29, 2018 Leave a comment
“New friends pour
through the revolving door,
maybe there’s one that’s more
if you find one, that’ll do.
But us, Old Friend, what’s to discuss, Old Friend?
Here’s to us!
Who’s like us?
Damn few!”
—Old Friends; Merilly We Roll Along; Stephen Sondheim

Antipathy towards, and contempt of, political leaders has always existed but rarely, it seems, to the degree we are currently experiencing. But this is unsurprising—we have lousy representatives, terrible representation, and you know what? We deserve it.

Campaign finance reform has always been an issue in American politics from its inception, but it seems especially pertinent today. Many people agree that there is too much money in politics, that power and speech are disproportionately bought and sold by the monetary movers and shakers in the upper echelons of society, whose interests are seen to while the rest of us flounder and flail about in useless, impotent rage. The general solution to the problem that seems to be most often proposed is to limit the ability of individuals and collectives to donate to given campaigns and candidates, to reduce the amount of money any one politician can receive from a single donor. The proponents of these reforms frequently attempt to structure them in such a way as to limit only the abilities of their political opposition’s potential contributions while simultaneously preserving their own. The creation of Super PACs as a method of circumventing this current reality only further compounds and confuses the issue.

The problems with top-down attempts to control and curtail the influence of money on politicians and their campaigns are varied and many but most people seem to agree that the largest issue is one of interest; the people who could level the political landscape most effectively are the very people whose interests would be harmed as a result. That no one ever proposes to limit the discretionary limits of Government largess, or the ability of government agents to distribute such, seems proof enough of this. So platitudes are said, speeches are made, and nothing gets done.

Increasingly, many feel that we are limited to one of two avenues of action: to organize into collectives large enough to challenge these interests, which historically has only ever had the sort of success where, at the end of the day, the heroes of justice and equality look in the mirror to find that they have become the beasts they meant to slay; or, to await the coming of a political maverick—a messiah!—to lead us forward and overwhelm the corporate bureaucrats, part the sea of red tape, and push through the necessary legislation that will magically prevent the masters of capital from ever again wielding the influence they always have.

These opinions, regardless of their validity, miss the larger point. People declare that money is the root of our problems, that too much money in our politics is why our political system is (supposedly) broken. This viewpoint, aside from being overwhelmingly Christian in nature, confuses cause for effect. Money is not the reason for our broken political system; rather, our broken system is what enables money to have such a perceived influence.

Political campaigns are studies in incentives. In order for a politician to get elected (or re-elected) the politician must connect with as many people as possible and convince or persuade them to vote for him. This can be accomplished in a variety of ways, some more effective than others, and all of these cost money. Good campaigners will seek to maximize the potential return on their advertising investments. The cheapest methods—print media, books, pamphleteering—are the methods that require active engagement from the intended recipients, and are by their nature the least effective, the least likely to reach undecided or persuadable voters.

The average American has a reputation for laziness when it comes to anything outside their work or personal pleasure, and while this is not an entirely unfair assumption the simple truth is that most people, after a full day of work, do not have the time or energy to make the effort necessary to thoroughly inform themselves of the issues and people on the ballot, all of whom seem so removed from their daily realities. Thus, the most effective means of communicating with—or rather, to—the average voter are media advertisements; television, radio, and so on, which are disengaged, passive methods of absorption. These avenues of communication take less energy than active engagement but also result in weak understanding. Reading, discussion, dialogue—these methods of engagement are the respiration of political thought, breathing life into the process and energizing the participants.

But while visual media are far and away the most effective methods of reaching voters they are also the most expensive. Politicians, by existential necessity, are incentivized to spend most of their week seeking contributions to fund their next campaign, rather than working primarily on solving the problems for which they were elected. The result is that we elect a class of politicians whose primary skills lie in extracting money from people and firms, rather than solving their problems—and we wonder why there is so much money in politics while nothing gets done!

Worst of all, when these do-nothing politicians finally retire, are defeated, or otherwise leave office, they are quickly hired by various firms and organizations that use their access and connections to lobby their replacements on their behalf, creating revolving door of influence peddlers and an aristocracy of political pull. In such an environment, where the decision-makers are divorced from the consequences of their actions and never have to leave their protective political bubble or face the vulgar subjects of their policy decisions, is it any wonder that moral hazard predominates in Washington?

The most pathetic aspect of this demented dance is that various economic studies suggest that this mad scramble for political cash, at least for campaign purposes, is largely a waste of everyone’s time—and money. Large volumes of campaign spending have, at best, a marginal effect on electoral outcomes, and money has a tendency to find its way into the hands of political candidates that were already more attractive to voters from the beginning. Thus, the correlation between greater campaign dollars and political victory is not a causal relationship, but an expensive coincidence, resulting in the raising and spending of lots of superfluous campaign cash could have been put to more productive use.

So who is to blame for this situation? What is wrong with our system? As implied earlier, it’s us, the voters—we are what’s wrong. We are unwilling or unable to meet our politicians and office seekers halfway, to challenge them, to engage them in dialogue rather than be engaged by advertisements; to push back, rather than be pushed, or “nudged” as it is now termed by behavioral economists. And until we voters change our habits and priorities we will continue to get the politicians we deserve.
 

In Memoriam: Gilda

December 3, 2013 Leave a comment

I was driving home late on a Saturday night when I got the news—my great aunt Gilda had just died. Her death was comparatively sudden; she wasn't exactly in ill-health before the cancer was discovered but deteriorated quickly once diagnosed. I spent the days since then reflecting on what my great aunt meant to me, fragments of thoughts and memories flitting through my mind but never quite settling.

My first instinct was to lament how intermittently I visited her, but I knew that I would feel this way even if I had gone to Las Vegas every other weekend. Such thoughts brought me back to my bubbie's funeral. There was a moment in that service when anyone who wished to relate their memories, feelings and anecdotes about Bubbie were invited to do so, and I, to my shame, could not. I know that, at the time, my own emotional turmoil made everything a murky haze, but I can't help regretting that at the critical moment, my words and thoughts failed me.

Not this time.

My cousins gave a loving and heartfelt eulogy that reinforced what I already knew about Gilda—she was glamorous, kind, generous with her time, and utterly irrepressible. I knew she once went on a date with Elvis, but never knew that she had also dated Jackie Mason; small details that filled in some of the gaps in my knowledge, but still couldn't paint the full picture that was Auntie Gilda.

Gilda was the sort of person who seemed ageless, whose vitality made time seem to slip by quietly, barely touching her. She lived so well for so long she seemed almost immortal. But real immortality is more than just timeless beauty. It is found in memory, in the period after we die, when everyone who knew us carries their memories of us with them long after we are gone. Then they too die, and we are truly gone. It's a limited sort of immortality, but it's all we have, and we owe it to those who go before us if we are to expect it of those who follow after us.

Here then, are some of my most vivid memories involving Gilda. They may seem silly or trite or unimportant to some, but to me they are significant.

I remember her jewely chest. As a little kid I would sneak into her bedroom during one of her infamous parties, open her drawers full of gaudy Leven jewelry and run a tactile exploration of the treasures. I would pick a double-handful of the massive necklaces, bangles and earrings, raise them just above eye-level, and let them fall, watching as they would smoothly slip through my little fingers, dangle from my little hands, and land with a happy clickety-clack back in the drawer.

I remember the piano at her Encino house (of course I would remember her piano) and how she would let me play and bang and hammer away at the poor instrument even in the midst of the most lovely of parties. For reasons I will never know, she always had the same book of sheet music sitting on the music stand and it was always turned to the Blue Danube, a perennial favorite of the Leven sisters, as though she were waiting for someone to learn to play it for her.

I remember her jacuzzi, in both houses. I know that I nearly drowned in the one at her Encino house—and I actually somewhat remember this—but for me this just adds to the adventure and exoticism that is auntie Gilda; something exciting was always happening in Gildaville.

I remember her catching me chip-handed, double-dunking in the spinach-artichoke dip—which is especially embarrasing since now both sides of my family have caught me in the act, and made a public spectacle of it when it happened. Gilda was a lot like my dad's family that way; she never let anything slide. But like Dad's family, it all came from a place of love. Maybe some people can't appreciate such distinctions, but it is difficult, if not impossible, to appreciate who Gilda was without being able to recognize the subtle difference between the loving critic and the spiteful killjoy. The more time you spent with Gilda, the better you learned the difference.

I remember how my music was never good enough. Gilda had a fantastic musical ear. Whenever she was in town I would play her one of my latest compositions, and she always told me what was wrong with it. Even when there was nothing wrong. But I could always count on Gilda to give me a real opinion, honest and blunt. No punches pulled. No prisoners taken.

I remember how, when my bubbie got sick, Gilda came to Los Angeles almost monthly to visit and help take care of her. Despite how hard it was to see her ailing sister in such a state, she faithfully spent the vast majority of her time during these visits tending to her until the very end.

I remember my visits to her Las Vegas house. They usually resulted in a distinctly un-Vegas-like experience. The city of neon magic was just a short drive away and yet I always found myself never wanting to leave the house; no one could spoil you the way Auntie Gilda could.

There are other memories, but these are the ones I felt like sharing. My great aunt Gilda was a vivacious and impressive woman. The world is a little less bright without her.

 

Contraband

August 1, 2013 Leave a comment

Funny thought of the day: My employer–with his family–has been out of the country for the last few months and is scheduled to return sometime in the middle of August. Interesting wrinkle though; his wife’s visa has expired. Since she is a foreign national, they might not let her back into the country and turn her away at the gate.

The thought of someone being stuck in an airport for an absurd amount of time a-la Tom Hanks in Terminal was the first image to spring into my mind, which tickled me to no end.

And after those images swam through my head, another humorous thought occurred to me; that’s a pretty effective way to get rid of your wife.

Sorry Honey–Customs says you’re contraband. Something about ‘hot cargo’. No, I don’t like it either, but the law’s the law. Say bye to mommy, son. I’m sure we’ll see her again…someday…and if not, we’ll just get you a new one. And a pony. See? You’re feeling better already. Bye Honey!

Hmm…maybe I should write that scene out in better detail…