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Funny thought of the day: My employer–with his family–has been out of the country for the last few months and is scheduled to return sometime in the middle of August. Interesting wrinkle though; his wife’s visa has expired. Since she is a foreign national, they might not let her back into the country and turn her away at the gate.

The thought of someone being stuck in an airport for an absurd amount of time a-la Tom Hanks in Terminal was the first image to spring into my mind, which tickled me to no end.

And after those images swam through my head, another humorous thought occurred to me; that’s a pretty effective way to get rid of your wife.

Sorry Honey–Customs says you’re contraband. Something about ‘hot cargo’. No, I don’t like it either, but the law’s the law. Say bye to mommy, son. I’m sure we’ll see her again…someday…and if not, we’ll just get you a new one. And a pony. See? You’re feeling better already. Bye Honey!

Hmm…maybe I should write that scene out in better detail…